A mother enters her daughter's room and finds this empty before with a letter on the bed. Suspecting the worst, she opens it and reads as follows:
love Mommy!
I am very sorry to tell you that I left with my new friend from home. I have found in him the true love, you should see him, he's so sweet with his many tattoos and the piercings and above all his mega part of motorcycling! But that's not all, Mom, I'm finally pregnant, and Abdul said, we will have a nice life in his trailer in the woods! He wants many more children with me, and that's my dream. And since I'm on it come that marijuana really does well, we will grow the grass for our friends, if even that runs out of coke or heroin, so they do not have to suffer so much. In the meantime, I hope that science finally found a cure for AIDS, so that Abdul better soon, he really earned it! You need have no fear, Mom, I'm 13 and can pretty well take care of myself! I hope I can come visit you soon so that you get to know your grandchildren!
your beloved daughter.
PS: All nonsense, Mom, I'm with the neighbors! Wanted to tell you that there are worse things in life than the testimony which is on the bedside table! Love you!
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